About Us

Welcome to Modern Mortals– where modern style meets your favorite theme parks & beyond.

Founded by a husband-and-wife duo, we set out to create apparel that blends the charm of the things we love with modern styles that we would want to wear–without the cheesy tourist look. 

Our designs are inspired by the mystique of the macabre, the nostalgia of theme parks, and the style of today– crafted for those who appreciate a modern, wearable approach to their favorite haunted haunts. We believe that just because you love the grim, grinning aesthetic doesn't mean you have to sacrifice great fashion. 

Oh, and did we mention? We were married on Halloween– so you could say this brand was always meant to be. From gothic-inspired designs to minimalist takes on theme park classics, we aim to bring a little magic, mystery, and modern style to fellow mortals like you. 

Welcome to the next era of theme park fashion. Welcome to Modern Mortals.